April Showers Salsa Congress

ONE DAY ONLY! The great Sensual Merengue GURU Sean Joseph (pronounced SAY-awn YO-seph) will be at YOUR MOM'S HOUSE all day for a 14 hour marathon workshop schedule. This is the event you've been waiting for, and didn't even know it, because Sean's Sensual Merengue brilliance lays in hiding until it is needed. And now is the time! Do you have sneakers and not one, but TWO available dance partners? If so, then for the LOW LOW PRICE of $1600.50, a stunningly cheap early bird special available to personal friends and colleagues of Guru Sean, you can take all 14 hours! Workshops include: Sensual Merengue for Beginners: What The Fuck Is This Shit? Sensuality: Becoming the Crotch Sneaker Stepping Applied Hypnosis: Ensnaring Dance Partners for Fun and Profit Suzy Q Madness Body Rolls for Midwifes Trash Talking on the Dance Floor "What's that Funky Smell" Shines (Advanced Course for Experienced Dancers) Did You Just Cumbia On Me? Did you just Lyft me without my permission, or are you just Uber happy to see me? How to Pachanga to Rap at the Club And many more to be announced at a later time! This is the workshop course you don't want to miss! Don't believe me? Just ask Milton Cobo, world renowned Salsa instructor: "One of the best dance gurus in the world. Everyone needs to spend at least $2000 to learn from him. The women love him. The guys want to b him. Peter Dinklage looks up to him... nuff said."